May 29

hautdogg:

spaceandsong:

adriofthedead:

titteringtrollop:

robosexualginger:

sketch-bat:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

Some sad lawyer and a weirdo girl try to organize evidence in court

a little robot cleans someone’s house

and the sequel, a little robot cleans up the park

you organize blocks.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

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“

[In 1994] Romney was preparing to leave the [homeless shelter for veterans], so he pulled Smith aside, in front of the media, to ask him his biggest problem at the shelter.

Smith replied “milk.”

Smith explained that the State of Massachusetts allocated $2.37 per day twice a day for each homeless veteran’s meal. Since the amount was so meager, the shelter had trouble providing each veteran with a carton of milk at each meal.

Romney responded “well Ken, maybe you can teach the vets to milk cows.” Romney then walked out the door.

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(via paxamericana)

You have no idea how bad I wanna punch this man in the face.

(via patrickandmarcus)

People like him don’t last on earth long.

(via babybutta)

I really thought this was gonna end positively. I’m naive as fuck. This bootstraps fucker is just the worst.

(via quelola)

(Source: BuzzFeed, via dieheartyou)

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“It is easy to forget how full the world is of people, full to bursting, and each of them imaginable and consistently misimagined.” — John Green, Paper Towns (via bookmania)

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